SHREK APPROVES THIS CORPORATE BULLSHIT

Shrek Approves This Corporate Bullshit

Shrek Approves This Corporate Bullshit

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Listen up, suckers. The green giant himself, that swamp-dwellin' ogre, has given the thumbs up. Yeah, you heard that right. All this toxic positivity is officially blessed by the man himself. So quit whining about those mandatory meetings and smile because Shrek thinks it's all awesome.

  • The bottom line
  • Working your tail off
  • Office drama

Shrek doesn't see the problem. He's just happy to have his castle filled with merchandise. So go ahead and suck it up, because the boss man approves.

Full Time Job? More Like Full Time Shrek Mode

Let's be honest, sometimes work feels like you're stuck in the swamp with a grumpy ogre. That supervisor is constantly demanding more, and the fellow humans are about as helpful as a flock of dolphins. You just want to scream into the void "in my best ogre voice!".

Between these never-ending tasks, you're starting to feel like your soul is slowly being drained. You just need a good ol' fashioned ogre nap, preferably on top of a mountain of gold coins.

  • Maybe it's time to build a new swamp.
  • Life is too short for spreadsheets and corporate jargon

Swamp Life and the 9 to 5: Shrek's Story

Let's be honest: office work is a drag. You're jammed with e-mails, and your boss is probably a total {jerk|pain|nightmare. You dream about being free from it all, maybe even living in a swamp. That's where Shrek comes in. This big green dude knows the vibe: swamp life beats office grind any day. He gets to chill with his buddies, eat some delicious bugs, and skip all those pesky humans who are always asking him to do stuff.

What Shrek Teaches Us

  • Sometimes you just need to chill out
  • Not all situations are created equal
  • Companionship is more important than a big paycheck

HR Tried to Tell Shrek About His “Attitude”

Listen up, ya bunch of fairy tale rejects! Word on the swamp is that Big Green himself, the ogre we all know and love as Shrek, has been acting kinda "weird" lately. Turns out, HR got a few complaints about his “gruff” behavior around the office. Now, I ain't sayin' Shrek should start wearin' ties and sippin' tea with the princesses, but maybe a little less ogrification wouldn't hurt? Maybe try smilin' at Donkey once in a while? Just somethin' to "think about” .

Anyway, HR called Shrek into a meeting and tried to give him some “constructive criticism”. But let’s be real, talkin' sense into an ogre is like tryin' to teach a dragon to knit. It just ain't gonna happen.

  • Maybe Shrek should take a few swamp yoga classes? Just sayin'.
  • Maybe HR could offer him free onion donuts? You know, for his troubles.
  • Maybe Donkey should just start avoiding him altogether?

Lord Farquaad's the Real Boss...and I'm Just an Ogre

Listen up, ya bunch of fairytale rejects! Let me explain somethin'. This whole ogre situation? It ain't about me. It's all a scheme by that short little. He thinks he's the big cheese, but I'm tellin' ya, he's just a puppet master with a nasty case of inferiority complex.

He whines about ogres and dragons while he schemes to rule every last kingdom. Here I am just tryin' to live my life.

He wants to capture every fairytale creature, but that just shows how weak he really is! He needs us to feel protected, but all he does is make things worse!

Here's the real deal: why are we letting this little man play king?

I'm Out Here Living My Best Shrek Life (But at Work)

Listen up, 'cause I'm about to spill the beans on my epic work life. It ain't always a here fairytale, but sometimes it feels like living in that swamp with Shrek and Fiona! Yeah, you heard me right - it's all about embracing those ogre vibes, even when you're stuck in a cubicle prison. You gotta find your inner Donkey, you know? Be goofy with your coworkers, blast that good karma, and never forget to wear those green pants on Fridays!

It's all about finding that balance between slaying the dragon of deadlines and chilling like a true ogre. After all, who doesn't love a little bit of swamp life?

*Just don't tell my boss I said that.*

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